#fail.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

…No, wait…

My cat’s breath tastes like cat food.

…Oops. Let me try that one more time…

My corned beef hash tastes like cat food.

I really don’t get what everyone over on yelp is talking about: this corned beef hash is absolutely disgusting. The taste and texture is exactly what you would get if you opened up a can of moist cat or dog food, flattened it into a pancake, and pan fried it. The two eggs were rubbery. It was not a good meal.

As this is the only diner in my neck of the woods, I’ve been on other occasions, and although they weren’t fantastic dining experiences, they were tolerable. Actually, the grilled cheese with pineapple + avocado was fairly tasty… but about $8 more than I’d pay to make it myself (if the light in my kitchen actually worked…)

The only item I’d truly recommend: the avocado milkshake. True, it isn’t the only place in the city serving up the combo of avocado and ice cream… but if you find yourself at the beach, it’s a tasty, creamy, refreshing way to cool off on one of those rare warm, sunny days in the Inner Farallons.

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