If you or those with whom you associate enjoy Kells… you might be a douchebag. Or underage.
I went to this place once, and it is worse than a frat party. Crowded, sticky, noisy, filled with c-i-t* and the pungent aroma of all possible substances from excretion or emesis.
Unless… you know what? This place doesn’t even deserve the time it would take to write a review that is useful, funny, or cool.
If you value your personal space, sense of smell, or sense of dignity, don’t go to Kell’s.
*chodes-in-training
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