I’m just not feeling Lucky.

I’m just not feeling Lucky.

You know how sometimes when MUNI has broken both your body and your soul…

so you’ve been living off of your emergency food rations that you’d stockpiled in case of a natural disaster…

because you haven’t been able to go to the grocery store in over 3 weeks and you’re sick and tired of eating food that comes out of a box, jar, or aseptic package…

and all you want is a nice, juicy steak with a baked potato and side salad…

but nobody delivers to you because you live all the way out in the middle of BF NOWHERE?

So, finally, you get a chance to go to the grocery (in this case, the day-old Lucky, previously known as Albertsons) in an effort to sate your hunger for real food…

But you can’t really walk further than 7 steps without something giving out, so you have to cruise the store in one of those motorized carts…

And as soon as you reach the back of the store, the cart, which had a seemingly full battery at the beginning of your quest, starts jerking and then dies inexplicably, while stockboys laugh at you and ask to see your license…

So then you must enlist the aid of one of the boys in the butcher department both to serve you up a single filet Mignon AND go to the front of the store to get your gimpy ass a regular cart…

And you then must proceed to slowly shuffle, pushing with your one good arm over to the produce section for your potato, then all the way across the store to the bakery for a loaf of bread, then wait in the checkout line..

Yeah, that didn’t really make me feel too Lucky.

+2 stars for the kind gentleman who hooked me up with my steak and a cart

+1 star for the 3′s a crowd policy. Although at first I thought this may be some bizarre corporate policy aimed at ending threes0mes in the workplace, turns out that if there are three people in line, they’ll open a new register.

Lucky loses those last 2 stars for having broken gimp carts and a ridiculously marketing-driven store layout that necessitated my hobbling all over the place (and 45 minutes) to obtain my 4 items.

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